She's {almost} TWO

Trying to exert defiance, she laid down in the parking lot. I thought, "Here we go. She's almost two."

Still, she is the easiest baby, ever.  So fun.  So laid back.  Compliant and ready to please.  Golden child.  Hubby and I frequently praise the Lord for her.  And that she was not our first child (if she were, we would have been self-proclaimed parenting experts.)

Today we brainstormed a list of words she can say - one month shy of her second birthday.  Most toddlers have their own language and I've written out the words she says with some pronunciations.

Momma/Daddy
Brother - (sounds like) Buh-boo
water - Bah-boo
kombucha - Buh-bies
more please - moo-me
cookie - ducka-dah
Jesus - Dee-da
excuse you - ku-shoo
thanks - huh-huh and he-mama
cup - pac
pray
monkey - mon-mee
milk
turtle
lots of animal noises
worm - merm
doggie
stuck
share
right back (I say it a lot)
bird
car - cross between cow and toe
turtle
soap - poo
apple - bapple
night night (also no night night)
bed
helicopter - cock-ker
no
what's that?
Bone! (our neighbors :)
JJ - day day
Gigi - DeeDee
Papa
yuck
home
baby
chair - chur
fish
pow-pow (gun noise)
hi-yah (karate noise)
cheese
banana - nana
granola - 'nola
date (the fruit)
marker - mar-mer
Jonathan - Don'tan
Pooh (as in Winnie)
shower - sha-shoo
bath
light - da
trampoline - jump
shoes!
bow
ball
nose (she likes to honk yours, and can identify the parts of her face)
paper, diaper, and Piper used to all sound the same
Piper is very distinct now
mouse - mao
shirt
math - ma
hot
potty, pee, poopy
park, walk, slide
swing
1, 2, 3
more - moe
done - da
tree
book
down
hi
bye bye