Thursday, June 25, 2009

Oh the Things He Says

The things that came out of Mr. Intensity's mouth today were exceptionally noteworthy.

Early morning spontaneously singing:
Keep your eyes on the spies (repeat 3x's)
Jesus Christ!!

I asked where he heard this song, thinking the words should be "keep your eyes on the prize", he said, "Oh, I just made it up."

Later, walking past a full sized female he points and says quite loudly, "Mom! See that big fat woman?!"

She heard him. I didn't make eye contact.

I wanted to die.

Really, just put me in a coffin and I'll be fine. Crazy thing was, she wasn't that overweight. I don't know why he singled her out.

This afternoon he told me, complete with hand motions "Zip it, lock it, put it in your pocket." Sure wish he'd thought to zip the lip a few hours earlier.

2 comments:

John and Pam said...

Oh Julie, you KNOW we sympathize! We have been there and done that too many times with his Daddy. What a character!!!

Christy said...

LOL!

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